We thought we’d entertain you with a round-up of the week’s funniest parenting tweets…
My toddlers are having pizza for lunch while I have a salad. Which seems unfair until you take into account that I secretly ate half a sleeve of ThinMints for breakfast while hiding behind the open freezer door.#Dadlife #Parenting
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 7, 2018
My toddlers look at old Cheerios like they’re a fine wine.
“Judging by its unique scent and texture, I’d say this is a November 2017 vintage, aged 3 months between 2 couch cushions… delicious!” #Dadlife #Parenting
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) February 7, 2018
And that’s it. I quit. My 3 year old just came up to me with green fingers that were from her “hard fart”. I’m done. #parenting #Dadlife #toddlers
— Josh (@My_Crazy_Child) February 3, 2018
#dadlife sacrificing sleep to help your baby poop
— Blake Widmer (@FatToFitGeek) February 8, 2018
When you’re sat on the toilet avoiding your children for too long and you end up getting pins and needles in both legs #dadlife #parenting @learner_parent
— Mark (@A138967) February 8, 2018
Currently laying in bed listening to @lexxxiib and Beau play battle farts in their sleep #DadLife
— The Mayor of Waymans (@T_Cumpston) February 8, 2018
I think we all aspire to attain the calm of a sleeping child. #DadLife #LifeGoals pic.twitter.com/uGhBtKI9dj
— Aaron Schoonmaker (@AaronSchoony) February 8, 2018
The two-year-old: “I want YouTube.” pic.twitter.com/PlHIT5BSeN
— Tom Briggs (@DiaryOfTheDad) February 8, 2018
No where in the parenting manual did it say you had to be at least a purple belt to change a 2 year olds diaper. #sitstill #toeholds #sidecontrol
— Chase Sherman (@ChaseShermanUFC) February 7, 2018
