The koala brothers wear sweaters because they can't be seen to be naked on a children's TV program because of "political correctness" or some other made up bull crap that means a koala needs to wear a sweater, either that or they are supposed to be portrayed as more human (accessibility).
Postman Pat has not been fired because of his loyalty to the service, i mean, come on, we have guys here that are useless and know bugger all about I.T but we keep 'em on to do the crap jobs.
Besides that, he got promoted to special delivery and now gets a helicopter. Pat is definitely on the up and up.
why did this take up most of my afternoon? i'd best work.