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bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #4987

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How do you kill a circus performance ?

...you go for the Juggler!!

Sorry guys :lol:

Share your really bad jokes with us

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #4988

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While you are all going "noooooooo" I have another !

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

............... No eye deer , boom boom

Followed by..........

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? (wait for it)

............... Still no eye deer !

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #4991

tee hee

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5024

I was going to go with:
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!
...but it made me laugh

So, as a bad joke, I would like to submit:
What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage!

Yup! I am most definitely cringing now.

[slinks off with shoulders slumped and tail between legs, to the sound of booing]

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5137

"I am so fed up with my dog; he'll chase anyone on a bicycle."
"So what are you going to do? RSPCA? Give him away? Sell him?"
"Oh no, nothing that drastic. I think I'll just confiscate his bike."

Oh, well, what do you expect, the tour starts tomorrow and I'm getting all excited !!!

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5154

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Oh dear Ratso !!!

I have another bad one for you ( and I'm allowed to post this as I am blonde ) :lol:

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?............

On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5163

Does that mean i have to be blonde to be able to laugh at that one? I guess so.
anyway - I consider myself slightly blonde by nature :)

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5164

Well I used to be blonde [size=50:39v5juju]...when I still had some[/size]

So here's another awful cycling joke

Why was the blonde running with the bicycle
Because it was going too fast to get on

...now please don't expect me to blend cycling jokes in with any other topics

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5178

why do female skydiver's wear tampons?


TO STOP THEM WHISTLING ON THE WAY DOWN! BOOM BOOM! lol

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5184

Continuing on the blonde theme -

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5186

OK - here is my pizza and bicycle joke

How does a pizza get around?
on it's pie-cycle!
:oops:

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5200

:shock:

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