TOPIC: bad joke of the day

Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5207

A man steps off the pavement without looking and gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"Blimey, mate! That was lucky!" said the cyclist.

"Lucky?" said the man, brushing himself down and rubbing his bruised head. "That really hurt! What are you talking about ...lucky?"

"Well, I usually drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.


Yeah - I can do bicycle and bus jokes!

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5209

:lol:

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5351

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5355

Ok here goes.... What's Brown and Sticky ?


A stick

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5460

why is 6 scared of 7?

because 7 ate 9 :roll:

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5513

this is scraping the bottom of the barrel now but here goes....

how do you make a sausage roll?

push it! :|

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5521

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The copper said, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5522

Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5552

k im i bit new to this but here gose:

What do you call a fly with know wings?




A walk!

hahahahaha :lol:

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5554

Seems like you have the hang of bad dad jokes - which are important if you're going to be a dad :D

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5557

lol that aint all haha

how do you sink an irish submarine?

you knock on the door
hahahah

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Re: bad joke of the day 9 years 7 months ago #5559

meercat wrote: lol that aint all haha

how do you sink an irish submarine?

you knock on the door
hahahah

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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