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When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
LEGO bricks will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
Super glue is forever.
DVD/VCR players do not eject jam sandwiches even though TV adverts show they do.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Mags
Something to learn from your firstborn is not to have a second (or third) - but we do it anyway. 😆
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
Even before I was a parent that first one would have been funny, it is now even funnier - BUT twinged with a sense of dread as to what toy just been flushed...
It is always someone else's fault and nobody ever does anything wrong!
Get used to "It wasn't me"
Glasses cannot find the dishwasher on their own
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
Even before I was a parent that first one would have been funny, it is now even funnier - BUT twinged with a sense of dread as to what toy just been flushed...
hahaha i like this as its very true my little stepbrother said these funny words one day as i were sat in my dining room (3 feet away from my bathroom) and when i asked what he had flush i got the replie "dont tell daddy" so i asked again trying not to laugh and all i got was "please dont tell daddy" and then i realised what he had flush as i noticed his set fo key for all the locks in a heath club that we worked in at the time.
this was such a funny subject thinking about it hahahahahaha kids do the best thing dont they haha i cant wait for mine to get here. 😆
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