Since I caught my wife cheating and divorced her, my shock was tempered by the need to provide stability for my three children.
Friends and family, including my eldest, often ask if I am dating.
Yesterday we were killing time in the toy aisle at ASDA and my two youngest were running up and down exitedly wrecking the shop when my teenage daughter whispered, "Dad, I'm sure that woman is checking you out.'
This young woman was good looking, smart and sure enough walked over. She then reached up with her chest towards me and picked out a toy from a high shelf above my head eventhough the same toy was more readily accessible nearer her! Even my youngest was nudging me...
"I would have got that for you", I said.
"Oh thanks, can you put it back for me?" she asked.
"Yes, no problem... listen are you free at the moment?" I asked.
"I am free all day." she chirped with a smile.
"Hey that's great because I was going to get a coffee," I said smoothly," here's my mobile if they give you any trouble, laters"
What? I was knackered!