With the cold week here in the UK I thought some of these would be nice.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain?
A: "Venison!"
Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
Q: Why is the slippery ice like music?
A: If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: What kind of maths do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: What did the ocean say to the bergy bits?
A: Nothing. It just waved. (That's an old joke from the Ice Age.)
Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Tip: No matter how cold you are, DO NOT attempt to build a fire in a kayak! You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
I couldn't resist adding this one, but I guess I should have kept it for the 'blonde' jokes thread 😀
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
(I would like to add that I truely consider myself to be blonde by nature even though I'm now more brown than blonde)
lol to all of them 😉