HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030?
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions .
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK's third
language.
Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in
schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.
Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a Burqa: Sharia law must be
enforced.
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are
now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government
has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale meat.
Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor
Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop
people saying what they think.
Britain's deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to
surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister
Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the
secret to success.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. 😮
Iran still quarantined.. Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries.
No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President
in 2032.
Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.
After a ten year £75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour Party:
Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. :whistle:
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human
rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons..
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.
Bradford won this years FA cup final beating the Hindu Hornets 4-1.
Some were funny - some a little extreme
Did you miss the one about Tescos opened their 25,000th store
Blimey on that cheery note
Anyway it doesn't matter because the world is due to end on 20/12/2012!!!
Does it happen in one go, or does it spread around the world at the same time in each time zone.
Does this mean I have an excuse for not doing Xmas shopping?