Can you be a closet claustrophic?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Light travels faster than sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.
There is no better sound than the bagpipes.
Sir Paul McCartney would not have had the success or vast fortune he received from his hit song Mull of Kintyre if it was not for the beauty and grace of the bagpipes. Sales were 2.05 million in the first month of its release.
Wild Bill
Proud Scot
PS 2,499,999 Scottish bought the CD the other 1 was sold to an Englishman so he could annoy his neighbours ha ha ha
I am not sure you would be able to find an English man who would own up to buying that record - can't get it out of my head now thought...Thanks!!!
you need another song to get it out of your hear - how about "we all stand together" (frog song)
Don't you start - and to make you suffer here you are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpevZ0-wUYQ&feature=related
You asked for it!!
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If at first you don't suceed....then Skydiving is not for you
Here is one for all you mind readers out there..........
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I worked in a newsagent when I was younger and this lady used to come in every week and ask if her copy of "Psychic News" had come in - every week I wanted to say "Surely you should know!!"
I never did though!